Squishable Pug Dog Plush, Tan, Mini 7″
- True story like its cousin the squishable pug, this little mini pug has your best interests at heart so cuddle him like your life depends on it. Some fluffy puppies, you want. Prince orange went to cut a slice, and the alarm was given. Like the pug case in point prince william of orange as the story goes, in 1572 a pug saved his owner’s life by alerting him to assassins here’s how we think it went down in the dead of night, seeing the danger from the castle walls, this pug whipped up a carrot cake and spelled the words “your excellency, some assassins are here to see you. Love, your pug,” in buttercream frosting. You want to pet and cuddle them, and tell them they’re the best thing in the whole widdle world. And then there are some puppies you need.
Squishable Cupcake Plush – 15 inch
- Keeping a cupcake around the house is a test of self-control oh that fresh-baked aroma of vanilla and lemon oh the sweet lusciousness of butter and sugar you may think you’re busy organizing your teddy bear collection, but before you even know it you’ll be back in the kitchen chowing down get in my mouth right now, little cupcake however, if you prefer your pastry without the temptation, might i suggest this giant fluffy version unlike its edible cousin, you can hug, cuddle, and squeeze him without fear of getting covered in sprinkles. No self-control needed.
Squishable / Baby Fox Plush – 15″
- Oh, baby fox, what a world awaits you by the time you’re old enough to have your own litter, you’ll be hunting for small rodents and birds with a jetpack strapped to your back as your pups’ cute little fur-faces smile at you from the corner of your high-tech retinal display and all of this will probably be taking place in a verdant forest. . On mars wait, what you’ll be fully grown in less than a year well then, let’s re-adjust our sights a bit by the time you’re grown up, at least a few of your favorite shows will release a new season if you have a smartphone (which would be weird, because thumbs), there may be a few automatic software updates in any case, this narrow timeframe means that you need to get all that good baby stuff in while you can cuddle up before you’re responsible for grownup stuff, like taxes or stalking prey on mars 15 squishy inches of fleeting fox all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.
Squishable Hamburger Plush, Mini 7″
- I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict is this hamburger (cheeseburger) the fuzzy plush representation of a 100% sirloin patty, or is it some sort of organic textured bean protein who knows is the bun gluten-free it is if you want it to be that cheese, is it cheddar or american no need to fight over it, this cheesy hamburger is anything you want it to be 7 squishy inches of dietary détente. Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.
Squishable / Comfort Food Toast Plush, 19 Inch
- . When you pop some bread in the toaster, you make that sad feeling of not having any toast. Toast see what i did there i think that’s what you call an idiom. Or a homonym or a snackamajig words they’re great now, about that toast toast is a simple snack to accompany coffee, tea, or a collection of decorative pillows white or wheat, it can’t be beat hooray toast.
Squishable / Smore Plush – 15 Inch
- Gather around the campfire and i’ll tell you a scary story once upon a time, in this very forest, a group of campers were very hungry one brave outdoors-person tried roasting a marshmallow in the fire and sticking it together with chocolate and graham crackers into a gooey, fudgy, awesome sandwich lo and behold, it was delicious so delicious that they didn’t just want more, they needed more spooky yes, their mouths were so full of melty, sweet goodness that they couldn’t convey their urgent cravings “some more” they tried to say, but only the garbled “s’more” came out they traveled from campsite to campsite, but nobody could help because no one could understand what they were saying it was years before someone decided to just call the concoction a “s’more”. If you listen very carefully you can still hear their happy munching to this very day oooooooooo.
Squishable Comfort Food Toast, 19″
- Or a homonym or a snackamajig words they’re great now, about that toast toast is a simple snack to accompany coffee, tea, or a collection of decorative pillows white or wheat, it can’t be beat hooray toast. When you pop some bread in the toaster, you make that sad feeling of not having any toast. Toast see what i did there i think that’s what you call an idiom.
Squishable Cinnamon Bun Plush – 15 inch
- Thanks, sweden over the years, you’ve brought us unpronounceable furniture, metal helmets with horns and movies based on musicals based on ’70s disco music more importantly, your ancestors developed a pastry that wraps the maximum amount of sweet flavor in a minimum of space with swirly swirls and sugar and also sugar indeed, this proud nordic nation has a lot to be proud of, but the cinnamon bun takes the cake, perhaps because it often mistaken for a cake the oozing icing and the flaky deliciousness of the cinnamon bun can’t help but overshadow sweden’s high quality of life and efficient, clean bus network so grab a cinnamon bun, plop down on your allen-wrenched bed and snuggle for sweden.
Squishable / Comfort Food Pineapple 15″ Plush
- ‘ all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples we get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation so what makes a pineapple a pineapple perhaps it’s their spiky exterior or their wonderfully sweet and loving fruit center or some combination thereof let’s get to know our friendly neighborhood pineapple a little better for example, did you know that pineapples love hang gliding and spelunking many of them are celebrated cobblers and watchmakers when they’re not taking their private jets to go base jumping into an active volcano, they’re trying their hand at amateur rocketry or other fringe-science so give a pineapple a hug befriending a pineapple will (probably) lead to wildly extravagant and over-the-top adventures that are neither pine, nor apple-based 15 squishy inches of ‘totally extreme.
Squishable / Mini Baby Fox Plush – 7″
- Alright, maybe two. I don’t care if that sweet little face is the most amazing, cuddly, fluffy little bit of cuteness that ever existed, it still only gets one title. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. Baby birds are called a chick baby aardvarks are called a calf. But that’s it 7 squishy inches of kitcubpup. Baby foxes are called a kit, or a cub, or a or pup. Jeez, foxes, pick a name for your offspring already you’ve already cornered the market in adorableness, you can’t have all the baby names, too.
Squishable Birthday Cake Plush, Pink and White, Mini 7
- Picture this situation you arrive at a party, shindig or hootenanny. You expect some delicious cake. But due to hasty planning, unannounced guests, or invisible cake-eating gnomes (it’s probably the gnomes), you find the hootenanny to be cake-deficient we have a solution bring your own cake this more portable version of the squishable birthday cake is designed for the cake-connoisseur on the go take it anywhere you fear a shortage of icing and pastry don’t be that person fighting over the last piece, cuddle your cake and watch the fracas from a safe distance.
Squishable / Mini Smiling Samoyed 7″ Plush (Limited Edition)
- They’re gone 7 squishy inches of beaming pup all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. Smiling on the outside makes you feel better on the inside it’s true because, science though noticeably lacking in psychology ph. The samoyed is a limited edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 2,000. Once they’re gone. Ds, samoyeds have an inborn understanding of this concept. . Thus, the famous “sammie smile” had a long day try the sammie smile on for size and make the best of it freezing wind blowing off the siberian tundra with miles between you and some hot chocolate smile and be on your way no little marshmallows when you get there well, there are limits.
Squishable / Mini Comfort Food Taco 7″ Plush
- Hug a taco we guarantee the filling won’t fall out the back 7 squishy inches of squishy sabor all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. Tacos the best transportation option to get seasoned meat from your plate to your face they’re a perfect model of one-handed noshing efficiency unlike arepas, empanadas and pupusas, you know exactly what you’re getting before the first bite with this taco, what you’re getting is cuteness, softness and joy.
Squishable / Mini Baby Narwhal 7″ Plush
- And if that couplet doesn’t rhyme, mama’s still gonna make them into a shish kebab. And if anyone else dares to says so, mama’s gonna stick them on an ice floe. And if that floe doesn’t float away, mama’s gonna make them into a shish kebab. Hush baby narwal, don’t say a word, mama doesn’t think your horn’s absurd.
Squishable / Mini Fluffy Bunny – 7″
- Squishable science time did you know that a rabbit is a type of lagomorph, a taxonomic order meaning hare (lago) and form (morph) you didn’t now you do now, pretend you still don’t know any of that. Wouldn’t it be great if instead, it meant lago (spanish for “lake”) and morph (“to change form”) which is to say, what if bunnies could turn into lakes that would be pretty weird, but occasionally useful picture a rabbit out in the forest getting chased by a fox, spontaneously turning into a lake, leaving the fox confused and soaked or what if you’re about to push your canoe into a lake at the boat launch, only to find out that it’s back into rabbit form, laughing at you while gnawing on a little carrot hilarious just sayin’. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. 7 squishy inches of fun with etymology.
Squishable / Mini Soft Serve Ice Cream Plush – 7″
- Soft serve came into being at some point in the 1930s by way of one of two american businessmen who both claim the achievement. On the other, it doesn’t make me feel like i’ve missed out on wild exploits while i’m just lounging around with my much-more-interesting, frozen, fuzzy companion 7 squishy inches of everyday deliciousness. Have you heard the story of soft serve ice cream it’s a tale of excitement and derring-do that goes on a whirlwind chase over three continents it involves saving recipes from the ancient library of alexandria as flames licked the feet of a valiant dessert chef packs of armored elephants stomping through the pyrenees for some reason a blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles it’s likely you haven’t heard that story, since it’s completely fake. No libraries, elephants or swamps were harmed in the making of this delicious sweet treat on the one hand, it’s not much on which to base a product description. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only m.
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